It's Okay...

to blow up your husband's cell phone when he doesn't answer - can't be a crazy stalker chick when you're married :) plus my life would be 100 times easier if he would just use TEXT MESSAGING!!! His cell phone ... think Jitterbug! to give a stranger a Bath & Body Works coupon regardless of how much she looks at you like a crazy person.. Yes ... we were in Bath & Body Works and I was just trying to be nice. She acted as if we were in the Hunger Games and I gave her all my weapons ... okay maybe a bad analogy. to not have my taxes done ... at least I'm getting a refund ... maybe I hope to log back on to HR Block and somehow it magically doubled since the last time I was in there. to want to take a nap at 6 pm. to hate nail polish! Seriously ... why do I even try? To give screaming kids in the store dirty looks (not infants ... you know ones that should know better) ... hey at least I don't say ... tell mommy to get off the phone...