World According to Shia

I keep having dreams where I have dyed my hair purple, violet, or gray with a hint of violet.  The main issue in my dream is always ... will I be able to wear this to work?  So I had a great idea - why not create a pic of myself with purple hair and see how it looks ... well?  Now with my choppy short hair - don't I just look so millennial? So with all the fab hair colors out there now ... can the corporate world just grow up and get it? Oh wait ... I think we have BIGGER issues that society can't even handle ... so I guess we are a LONG way away from purple hair being accepted in a corporate world.  Maybe once all those baby boomers aren't in charge anymore {pondering those zen thoughts ahhhhh} ... can't wait for that era!! So what do you think? Purple Hair? 

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So I've done it ... I have a new blog!  It's looks a lot like home [this blog] right now.  But, I am working on it.  Meanwhile, I posted a cute Friday Letters post, so please check it out ...  http://bestsisterlyadvice.blogspot.com/

... to be so productive that you "forget" to blog! ... to have tire issues on April Fool's Day and have to preface every text with ... this is NOT an April Fool's joke. ... to buy 11 items from the dollar days area at Target in an effort to get organized.  { hmmmm ... maybe a good idea for a blog post. } ... to forget to finish this post! Hello Monday   #5   It is truly amazing how much better my makeup and hair look on the weekend.   So if you have never tried Starbucks Via Iced Coffee - I highly recommend.    So I just watched Into the Woods over the weekend.  Why did the music sound EXACTLY like Sweeney Todd? Seriously I even googled that sh!t and came up with nothing. Why is it on weekends I am all about managing my down time  like it was my last meal or something.  Um no, I cannot do XYZ,  that is a total lack of consideration to my weekend of staying at  home and doing nothing for 48 hour...

  Even though it is just as annoying as reminding me to change the clock, I have to say it just once.  UGH!  I HATE THE TIME CHANGE!!!!  Also, I am going to step up on my soapbox for just a second.  So, if I am supposed to limit my electronic device usage at night to sleep better.  [In case you have been living under a rock - electronic devices emit a blue light that mimics sunlight and therefore keeps us awake because our internal clock doesn't get to wind down.]  Than why the heck should I change my clock so that when I get up in the morning it is COMPLETE DARKNESS [when it should be light out to wake me up] and stays DAYLIGHT LONGER in the evening [when I am supposed to be naturally gearing down to go to sleep]?  THAT MAKES NO SENSE!      Okay enough complaining for today ... frankly I am too tired to continue. I hope everyone has a great Monday!

Happy Valentine's Day!   I hope you all have a lovely V Day tomorrow!!  

... to not care about 50 Shades of Grey movie, book, etc. (gray/grey ... whichever) ... to just breakdown in the middle of the freeway and not move your car - yep just abandon it during morning rush hour ... yep totally great plan!  GRRRRR ... that I am super excited to see the girls this weekend - haven't seen those little munchkins in awhile and the oldest one ... is always busy!  Hello - your Aunt needs you more than your little friends.  ... that I am counting down for the weekend - THREE DAY WEEKEND ~ WOOHOO!!!!  Paul says, "What elementary school holiday do I have off now?"  PRESIDENTS DAY  {insert image of me doing the cabbage patch and running man ... yep my dancing skillz are THAT good} ... to wear your hair in a bun everyday.  Yep folks, it's called the snooze button, my dear old friend. ... to want Spring/Summer to get here just so my skin won't be so dry.  AHHHH!  I can't take it anymore.  Do...