Dear Friday, thank you for FINALLY showing up! Dear Weather, please pick a side - cold or hot - and stick with it. Dear New Purse, I promise to fill you up this weekend so you can make your proud debut. Dear Unknown Numbers Calling My Cell Phone, Stop! STOP CALLING ME! Obviously you are no one I need to talk to because you NEVER leave a message! Dear Gmail, When I unsubscribe to junk mail and then flag it as spam when I keep receiving it - FLAG IT AS SPAM! Dear Inbox, You thought you had the best of me, but now who's winning - this girl - only 12 flagged emails needing action ... boo yeah! Dear Mr. Sandman, thank you for a lovely week of going to bed early/on time. I feel so rested. Dear neighborhood children, Don't leave your bike in the middle of the road - need I really say more? Dear Starbucks, Please impliment drive-thrus at all locations AND work out getting that two lane system that McDona...