Tights ARE NOT Skinny Jeans!!

Yes!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, we are about to have a little heart to heart...gather around...sit in the circle...can I have your attention please...shush now and listen...okay I am here to tell you that...YOU CAN NOT WEAR TIGHTS as PANTS, SKINNY JEANS, OR ANY OTHER LOWER BODY FORM OF COVER UP.  Tights are for UNDER your outfit {wear with a shorter dress THAT COVERS YOUR BUM or with a longer shirt....THAT COVERS YOUR BUM}...they are NOT a stand alone feature....{don't interrupt}....it doesn't matter if you are SKINNY or VOLUPTUOUS...you can SEE THROUGH THEM!!!!  Meaning....EVERYONE CAN SEE ALL OF YOUR LADY BITS!!!!!!

Yesterday, as I was walking to lunch, I saw a girl off in the distance.  She appeared to have forgotten to put on her pants {and panties} ... it appeared that she only had a t-shirt on and I gasped and turned to my friend and pointed and said LOOOOOOOK!  As we got closer, I noticed that she did in fact have something "covering" her lower portion...she had on flesh toned tights!  Not only could you see through them....it made her look naked from the waist down.  Tons of people were stopping and staring and POINTING!  I looked at my friend and said...it's like that magazine that sends someone out of the street in an embarrassing outfit to see how people will react.  I felt like it HAD to be a set up....NO ONE IS THAT DELUSIONAL!!!  {Sadly ...she was and SOOOO many are!}

Now my lovelies....I know that you all have more respect for yourself than this but if you have done this {by mistake ... of course} please make sure that you NEVER EVER make this mistake EVER again...{group hug}!