World According to Shia

... to be so productive that you "forget" to blog! ... to have tire issues on April Fool's Day and have to preface every text with ... this is NOT an April Fool's joke. ... to buy 11 items from the dollar days area at Target in an effort to get organized.  { hmmmm ... maybe a good idea for a blog post. } ... to forget to finish this post! Hello Monday   #5   It is truly amazing how much better my makeup and hair look on the weekend.   So if you have never tried Starbucks Via Iced Coffee - I highly recommend.    So I just watched Into the Woods over the weekend.  Why did the music sound EXACTLY like Sweeney Todd? Seriously I even googled that sh!t and came up with nothing. Why is it on weekends I am all about managing my down time  like it was my last meal or something.  Um no, I cannot do XYZ,  that is a total lack of consideration to my weekend of staying at  home and doing nothing for 48 hour...

  Even though it is just as annoying as reminding me to change the clock, I have to say it just once.  UGH!  I HATE THE TIME CHANGE!!!!  Also, I am going to step up on my soapbox for just a second.  So, if I am supposed to limit my electronic device usage at night to sleep better.  [In case you have been living under a rock - electronic devices emit a blue light that mimics sunlight and therefore keeps us awake because our internal clock doesn't get to wind down.]  Than why the heck should I change my clock so that when I get up in the morning it is COMPLETE DARKNESS [when it should be light out to wake me up] and stays DAYLIGHT LONGER in the evening [when I am supposed to be naturally gearing down to go to sleep]?  THAT MAKES NO SENSE!      Okay enough complaining for today ... frankly I am too tired to continue. I hope everyone has a great Monday!

Happy Valentine's Day!   I hope you all have a lovely V Day tomorrow!!  

... to not care about 50 Shades of Grey movie, book, etc. (gray/grey ... whichever) ... to just breakdown in the middle of the freeway and not move your car - yep just abandon it during morning rush hour ... yep totally great plan!  GRRRRR ... that I am super excited to see the girls this weekend - haven't seen those little munchkins in awhile and the oldest one ... is always busy!  Hello - your Aunt needs you more than your little friends.  ... that I am counting down for the weekend - THREE DAY WEEKEND ~ WOOHOO!!!!  Paul says, "What elementary school holiday do I have off now?"  PRESIDENTS DAY  {insert image of me doing the cabbage patch and running man ... yep my dancing skillz are THAT good} ... to wear your hair in a bun everyday.  Yep folks, it's called the snooze button, my dear old friend. ... to want Spring/Summer to get here just so my skin won't be so dry.  AHHHH!  I can't take it anymore.  Do...

I recently saw an article about unique ways of wearing bobby pins, {click here for more styles} I thought this one was ridiculous. It literally looks as if she decided to just wear the whole pack. However, this one I thought was sort of cute. Then last night I was watching Girls on HBO and saw Shoshanna rocking it. What do you think ... Do or Don't?

  Dear Friday, thank you for FINALLY showing up!  Dear Weather, please pick a side - cold or hot - and stick with it.  Dear New Purse, I promise to fill you up this weekend so you can make your proud debut.  Dear Unknown Numbers Calling My Cell Phone,   Stop!  STOP CALLING ME!  Obviously you are no one I need to talk to because you NEVER leave a message!  Dear Gmail, When I unsubscribe to junk mail and then flag it as spam when I keep receiving it - FLAG IT AS SPAM!  Dear Inbox, You thought you had the best of me, but now who's winning - this girl - only 12 flagged emails needing action ... boo yeah!  Dear Mr. Sandman, thank you for a lovely week of going to bed early/on time.  I feel so rested.  Dear neighborhood children, Don't leave your bike in the middle of the road - need I really say more?  Dear Starbucks, Please impliment drive-thrus at all locations AND work out getting that two lane system that McDona...

... to wonder why the heck Friday is taking so long to get here.   ... to have had a miserable week but to just be glad that it's almost over.   ... to go to sleep at 9:30 every night but still hitting the snooze button ... yep 8 plus hours of sleep each night is sometimes needed.   ... to still stick my fingers in my ears and yell LA LA LA LA LA when anyone mentions the superbowl (LALALALALALALA).   ... that I have been totally lacking on my blog, time management log, you know practically everything not necessary to my day to day needs.  Sometimes we just need a break and less to care about.   ... to get mad when my Iced drink from Starbucks seems to be more ICE than DRINK.  GRRRR! What's okay with you today?